? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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