haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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