just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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