it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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