My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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