yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Help. Why am I so naked?
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