their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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