But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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