yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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