can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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