grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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