I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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