Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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