I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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