I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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