I can't watch pbs sober anymore
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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