sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
please don't ironically join a cult
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