I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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