Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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