Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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