My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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