I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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