No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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