susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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