he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
