Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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