FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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