I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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