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why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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