Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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