I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Randomize
