Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Your dad touched me again.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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