This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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