Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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