everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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