i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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