I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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