But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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