When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
He has the fingertips of a God
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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