did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
tell me about the fingering
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