she was so not down for the gang bang
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think a kid would responsible me up
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
