Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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