That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I deserve this hangover.
Randomize
