Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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