You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
