Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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