apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I think people are normalizing furries
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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