I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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