Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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