I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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