Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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