Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
We got so high we made milksteak
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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