Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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