fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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