as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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