Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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